Robert Byrne - Bio, Birthday, Age, Quotes

Author Profession: US writer, billiards maven, quote collector
Born: May 22, 1930
Age: 86 years old
Birth Sign: Gemini

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Robert Byrne quotes

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

To err is human, to purr feline.

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Prejudices save time.