Bryan Callen

Bryan Callen


Author Profession: US Actor
Born: January 26, 1967
Age: 49 years old
Birth Sign: Aquarius


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Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.

My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same.

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.

Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children.

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film.

Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.

My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.

My parents were really nice to me.

Water is to me, I confess, a phenomenon which continually awakens new feelings of wonder as often as I view it. Michael Faraday quotes

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like, people who have a nice conversation. There are so many positive things to think about. Sophia Loren

If anybody wanted to photograph my life, they'd get bored in a day. Matt Damon

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