Will Durst

Will Durst


Author Profession: US comic
Born: March 18, 1952
Age: 64 years old
Birth Sign: Pisces


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Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one. John Lennon

Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate. Joan Jett age

You can live your life angry, bitter, mad at somebody or even guilty, not letting go of your own mistakes, but you won't receive the good things God has in store. Joel Osteen quotes

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