Victor Borge

Victor Borge

Biography

Author Profession: Danish entertainer
Born: January 03, 1909
Died: December 23, 2000
Birth Sign: Capricorn

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Victor Borge quotes

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

The adrenaline of a live performance is unlike anything in film or theater. I can see why it's so addictive. Gwyneth Paltrow

When I look around the world, I don't see too many damsels in distress. If they're a damsel in distress, they're manipulating some guy to help them. Sigourney Weaver

I just thank God that I didn't grow up with so much money or privilege because you had to create ways to make it happen. Kim Basinger

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