Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist, but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.
The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.
I get mail; therefore I am.