It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?
I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.
Can you really forgive if you can't forget?
And if you are a parent, introduce your children to their neighborhood library. It will give them a real sense of independence to have their own library card and enjoy borrowing books.
I think growing up in a big family taught me a lot of problem solving and how to share and compromise, and that's been helpful in my marriage.
We didn't have a lot when I was growing up, and it's the best thing that happened to me because I appreciate everything. I developed a strong work ethic, and I don't take anything for granted.
So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes.
Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.
I developed a really strong work ethic, and I don't take anything for granted.
So we strive for perfection in the areas in which we can control, and that isn't necessarily what provides contentment and joy for ourselves and, more importantly, for our children.
You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate.
When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.
Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet.
I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?
People should dress the way they want. Any rules for age or shape are silly.
Every once in awhile, a girl has to indulge herself.