S. J. Perelman

S. J. Perelman

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Author Profession: US screenwriter
Born: February 01, 1904
Died: October 17, 1979
Birth Sign: Aquarius

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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.

The only time I can really relax is up a tree or somewhere outside. I love being outside. Tom Felton age

The only thing that I can do is know that I have great confidence in raising children and being a great mother. Cheryl Tiegs

When I look around the world, I don't see too many damsels in distress. If they're a damsel in distress, they're manipulating some guy to help them. Sigourney Weaver

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