When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.
I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?
Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.
Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.
I think the best comedy comes from stuff that's based in reality.
I'm definitely a lot more comfortable now in my 40s than in my 30s - that's for sure.
I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.
I'm not used to getting good reviews.
When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized.
Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood.
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.
Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events.
I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty.
I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.
It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage.
People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves.
The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period.