Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl


Author Profession: Canadian Comedian
Born: May 11, 1927
Age: 89 years old
Birth Sign: Taurus


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My life needs editing.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

I'm a radical, and I always have been.

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. Angelina Jolie age

Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate. Joan Jett age

I believe if you keep your faith, you keep your trust, you keep the right attitude, if you're grateful, you'll see God open up new doors. Joel Osteen quotes

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