I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?
As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.
I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later.
If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.
I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.
I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.
A song can take you to a special time in your life.
Back in '93 I saw my first UFC fight and just became enamored by it then.
I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.
I never played music, but it's an important thing ... the studying, the inspiration.
Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop.
Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.
From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.
Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.
Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.
For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'