Joey Adams

Joey Adams

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Author Profession: US Comedian
Born: January 06, 1911
Died: December 02, 1999
Birth Sign: Capricorn

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

If your mind is at work, we're in danger of reproducing another cliche. If we can keep our minds out of it and our thoughts out of it, maybe we'll come up with something original. Peter Falk

I just thank God that I didn't grow up with so much money or privilege because you had to create ways to make it happen. Kim Basinger today

Most people have a blank slate and can start from nothing. But for me, I had to break a bad habit that I've been doing all of my life, which is freestyle hip-hop. Roshon Fegan

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