Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Biography

Author Profession: US comic, TV host, Tonight Show
Born: April 28, 1950
Age: 66 years old
Birth Sign: Taurus

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Jay Leno quotes

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.

Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.

Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference.

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh... it's as simple as that.

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.

I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. Oscar Wilde

The lecturer should give the audience full reason to believe that all his powers have been exerted for their pleasure and instruction. Michael Faraday quotes

The only movie I can watch on a loop, over and over, is 'Help', the Beatles movie. It's so funny and irreverent and great. Emma Stone

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