I was eating beans by candle light for a decade.
I was a class clown since second grade.
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.
I have a karaoke punk band called The Ungrateful Dead, but we don't exist yet.
I like Velvet Underground, but I was never really hardcore into them. I like them, and I like Nico, but I won't front like I'm super knowledgeable. I just never got around to it.
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded.
ABC is owned by Disney, so it's a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites.
Hannibal Burress is my polar opposite in energy. I can be crazy, and he grounds the 'Eric Andre Show.'
I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically.
I grew up in Boca Raton, Florida - the worst place on earth.
I loved 'Space Ghost' when I was in college.
'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons' came out.
You know something is a hit comedically if you can just call up one of your friends and belt out a line from the show and you both start laughing.
From 'Chappelle's Show' to 'Tosh.0,' there's so much race comedy. It's overdone.
I've never seen 'The Goonies.' I've never seen 'Indiana Jones.' I watched 'UHF' over and over again when I was little, and that was it. I had no time for any other movies. I watched 'Naked Gun,' 'UHF,' and 'Airplane!' over and over.