Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world.
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.
I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.
Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.
Sinatra had a lot of mood swings, but he was wonderful to my wife Barbara and to me. He made no bones about who he liked and who he loved, and he had this great charisma. When he walked into a room, it stopped. I've only seen that happen with Ronald Reagan.
Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.
You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.
No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.
I stopped smoking. But my personality I still have. I get up in the morning, and not everybody loves me, so if you want to call that a bad habit, there's that.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.
You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?'
I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day.
The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.