Dave Attell

Dave Attell

Biography

Author Profession: US Comedian
Born: January 18, 1965
Age: 51 years old
Birth Sign: Capricorn

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Dave Attell quotes

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.

I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.

My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.

I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.

I don't watch reality TV.

I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.

I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

I never wanted to be famous.

Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.

For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.

I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. Angelina Jolie age

If anybody wanted to photograph my life, they'd get bored in a day. Matt Damon

If only media people would stop reaching for the low-hanging fruit, which is cynicism and pessimism, and stopped trying so hard to be hip and cool and have a swagger. Emilio Estevez

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