Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

Biography

Author Profession: American television host, comedian, writer, producer, musician, and voice actor
Born: April 18, 1963
Age: 53 years old
Birth Sign: Aries

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Conan O'Brien quotes

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.

There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.

Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.

Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

When all else fails there's always delusion.

Fish recognize a bad leader.

In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.

According to a new survey, 40 percent of adults in Mexico say they would move to the United States if they got a chance. The number would have been higher, but the other 60 percent already live here.

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.

There's good random, and there's bad random. There's good silly and there's bad silly, and you've gotta know the difference.

It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.

People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate. Joan Jett age

The only thing that I can do is know that I have great confidence in raising children and being a great mother. Cheryl Tiegs

I can be a nice person, but if someone is messing with someone I care about, the tougher side comes out a little more. Daniella Alonso

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