Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Without losers, where would the winners be?
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
The team has come along slow but fast.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.