My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.
I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.
Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are.
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.
My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we ship it out in cans.
I improve on misquotation.