Bryan Callen

Bryan Callen

Biography

Author Profession: US Actor
Born: January 26, 1967
Age: 49 years old
Birth Sign: Aquarius

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Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.

My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same.

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.

Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children.

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film.

Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.

My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.

My parents were really nice to me.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. Oscar Wilde

You can live your life angry, bitter, mad at somebody or even guilty, not letting go of your own mistakes, but you won't receive the good things God has in store. Joel Osteen quotes

I always loved acting and improv and sketch comedy and theater, which I did at a local youth theater. Emma Stone age

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