Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.
I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.
Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain.
My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.
My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.
Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27.
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.
If you don't try, if you don't do something for yourself, you won't get anywhere.
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
A group or an artist shouldn't get his money until his boss gets his.
Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did.
I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off a bridge for me. I can't do that. I can only say, I owe you.
I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.
I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25.
It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times, if you know how.
Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about me. What's left?
Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.
Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I'll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start.
Sure my career means a hell of a lot, but it will never come before Sandy and my son.
You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.