Bob Hope

Bob Hope


Author Profession: English-born comic
Born: May 29, 1903
Died: July 27, 2003
Birth Sign: Gemini


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Bob Hope quotes

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

If your mind is at work, we're in danger of reproducing another cliche. If we can keep our minds out of it and our thoughts out of it, maybe we'll come up with something original. Peter Falk

Water is to me, I confess, a phenomenon which continually awakens new feelings of wonder as often as I view it. Michael Faraday quotes

My definition of a friend is somebody who adores you even though they know the things you're most ashamed of. Jodie Foster

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