Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.
If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest.
Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.
Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.