Arthur Baer - Bio, Birthday, Age, Quotes

Author Profession: US Journalist
Born: January 09, 1886
Died: May 17, 1969
Birth Sign: Capricorn

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Arthur Baer quotes

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.