"Actresses will happen in the best regulated families."

Oliver Herford
(12/01/1863 – ?/1935)
US writer

"Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth."

Rex Stout
(12/01/1886 – 10/27/1975)
English writer (created "Nero Wolfe")

"Miss Merman is a great broad...that is, she's a great Broadway star."

Mary Martin
(12/01/1913 – 11/03/1990)
US actor (mother of Larry Hagman)

"I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's."

Woody Allen
(12/01/1935 – )
US comic, actor, director, pedophile (LTRs with Mia Farrow, Diane Keaton)

"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron."

Lee Trevino
(12/01/1939 – )
US golfer

"I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right."

Richard Pryor
(12/01/1940 – 12/10/2005)
US comic, actor

"They arrested Helen Reddy for loitering in front of an orchestra." Bette Midler
(12/01/1945 – )
US singer, actor