"Go swallow a bottle of Coke and let it fizz out your ears."

William Carlos Williams
(09/17/1883 – 03/04/1963)
US poet, to fellow poet Ezra Pound

"But I have noticed this about ambitious men, or men in power—they fear even the slightest and least likely threat to it."

Mary Stewart
(09/17/1916 – )
English writer

"You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly."

Hank Williams, Sr.
(09/17/1923 – 01/01/1953)
US singer, songwriter

"I really liked Lassie, but that horse, Flicka, was a nasty animal with a terrible disposition. All the Flickas—all six of them—were awful."

Roddy McDowall
(09/17/1928 – 10/03/1998)
English actor

"There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love."

Stirling Moss
(09/17/1929 – )
English driver

"When Mel told his Jewish mother he was marrying an Italian girl, she said: 'Bring her over. I'll be in the kitchen—with my head in the oven'."

Anne Bancroft
(09/17/1931 – 06/06/2005)
US actor (was married to Mel Brooks)

"The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths."

Ken Kesey
(09/17/1935 – 11/10/2001)
US writer

"Three's Company was originally called Three Companies, about a trio of pharmaceutical companies. It was 10 times funnier."

John Ritter
(09/17/1948 – 09/11/2003)
US actor

"My mother buried three husbands—and two of them were only napping."

Rita Rudner
(09/17/1955 – )
US comedian (see Rita's 50 facts about men)