"When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news."

Charles Anderson Dana
(08/08/1819 – 10/17/1897)
US newspaper magnate

Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood.

Louise Lester Beal
(08/08/1867 – 11/18/1952)
US actor

"No one worth possessing can be quite possessed."

Sara Teasdale
(08/08/1884 – 01/29/1933)
US writer

"Modern diplomats approach every problem with an open mouth."

Arthur J. Goldberg
(08/08/1908 – 01/19/1990)
US attorney

"I begged them to please make me something that wouldn't ride up my, well, you know. And they all told me that they used all the rubber for the tanks."

Esther Williams
(08/08/1921 – )
US swimming actor (was married to Fernando Lamas), on wartime swimsuit material

"A good review from the critics is just another stay of execution."

Dustin Hoffman
(08/08/1937 – )
US actor

"They don't mean anything to me. Until I win one."

Keith Carradine
(08/08/1949 – )
US actor (son of John Carradine; brother of David Carradine; father of Martha Plimpton), on awards

"If Thomas Jefferson had heard us, he probably would have said, 'We shouldn't have free speech.'"

Robin Quivers
(08/08/1952 – )
US radio, TV person, on co-hosting the Howard Stern show