June 04

"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

Socrates
(06/04/0470 – 05/07/399 BC)
Greek philosopher

George: "Lord Chancellor, did I deliver the speech well?"
Chancellor: "Very well indeed, sir."
George: "I am glad of that, for there was nothing in it."

King George III
(06/04/1738 – 01/29/1820)
British royalty

John Eldon, 1st Earl of, Viscount Encombe Of Encombe

"Every man has his element. Sheridan's is hot water."

John Eldon
(06/04/1751 – 01/13/1838)
English Chancellor

Actress: "I dread the thought of forty-five."
Rosalind Russell: "Why? What happened to you then, dear?"
(06/04/1908 – 11/28/1976)
US actor

"Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing, because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks."

Dr. Ruth Westheimer
(06/04/1928 – )
German-US psychiatrist

"Because I'm the only actor who ever killed John Wayne in a picture, producers have pegged me for a villain."

Bruce Dern
(06/04/1936 – )
US actor (father of Laura Dern)

"All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned—the biggest word of all—LOOK."

Robert Fulghum
(06/04/1937 – )
US writer

Cop: "Your driver's license says you wear glasses. Why aren't you wearing them?"
Phil Linz: "I got contacts."
Cop: "I don't care who you know, you still need to wear glasses when you drive."
(06/04/1939 – )
US baseball infielder

"I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end."

Dorothy Gish
(03/11/1898 – 06/04/1968)
US actor (sister of Lillian)

"I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."

Joe E. Lewis
01/12/1902 – 06/04/1971)
US actor

"Therapy? I don't need that. The roles that I choose are my therapy."

Angelina Jolie
(06/04/1975 – )
US actor (daughter of Jon Voight; was married to Billy Bob Thornton)

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