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"An orator is the worse person to tell a plain fact."
Maria Edgeworth
(01/01/1767 05/22/1849)
Irish writer
Holmes: "I followed you."
Man: "I saw no one."
Holmes: "That is what you may expect to see when I follow you."
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
(05/22/1859 07/07/1930)
Scottish writer
"To err is human; to loaf, Parisian."
Victor Hugo
(02/26/1802 05/22/1885)
French writer
"I said to Marilyn, 'Why can't you get here on time, for f890's sake?' And she replied, 'Oh, do you have that word in England, too?'"
Sir Laurence Olivier
(05/22/1907 07/11/1989)
English actor
"I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries."
Jules Renard
(02/22/1864 05/22/1910)
French writer
"You can't tell a millionaire's son from a billionaire's."
Vance Packard
(05/22/1914 12/12/1996)
US writer
"Chief executives, who themselves own few shares of their companies, have no more feeling for the average stockholder than they do for baboons in Africa."
T. Boone Pickens
(05/22/1928 )
US businessman
"One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas."
Robert Byrne
(05/22/1930 )
US writer, billiards maven, quote collector
"Always suspect any job men willingly vacate for women."
Jill Tweedie
(05/22/1936 11/12/1993)
British writer
"Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it."
Langston Hughes
(02/01/1902 05/22/1967)
US writer
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
Joseph Wood Krutch
(11/25/1893 05/22/1970)
US naturalist, writer
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