Saint Teresa (de Cepeda) of Avila "About the injunction of the Apostle Paul that women should keep silent in church? Don't go by one text only."

Saint Teresa of Avila
(03/28/1515 – 10/04/1582)
Spanish nun, mystic, writer
Maxim Gorky "A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains."

Maxim Gorky
(03/28/1868 – 06/18/1936)
Russian writer
Paul Whiteman "Jazz came to America three hundred years ago in chains."

Paul Whiteman
(03/28/1890 – 12/29/1967)
US bandleader
Nelson Algren "I went out there [Hollywood] for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday."

Nelson Algren
(03/28/1901 – 05/09/1981)
US writer (The Man with the Golden Arm)
Jane Rule "I had never been as resigned to ready-made ideas as I was to ready-made clothes, perhaps because although I couldn't sew, I could think."

Jane Rule
(03/28/1931 – 11/27/2007)
Canadian writer
Michael "Parky" Parkinson "Even now a team of linguists is at work translating Don Revie's writings on the game [of football] from the original gibberish into Arabic."

Michael Parkinson
(03/28/1935 – )
English writer, broadcaster
Jorge Mario Pedro Vargas Llosa "If you are killed because you are a writer, that's the maximum expression of respect, you know."

Mario Vargas Llosa
(03/28/1936 – )
Peruvian writer
Virginia Woolf "I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street."

Virginia Woolf
(01/25/1882 – 03/28/1941)
English writer
"You cannot fashion a wit out of two half-wits."

Neil Kinnock
(03/28/1942 – )
English politician
Stephen Leacock "There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a string to each side of its face for turning its head when there is anything you want it to see."

Stephen Leacock
(12/30/1869 – 03/28/1944)
Canadian writer
Reba McEntire "Be different, stand out, and work your butt off."

Reba McEntire
(03/28/1954 – )
US country singer
Christopher Morley "A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by."

Christopher Morley
(05/05/1890 – 03/28/1957)
US writer
William Christopher Handy "You can never tell what's in a woman's mind,
And if she's from Harlem, there's no use o' tryin'"

W. C. Handy
(11/16/1873 – 03/28/1958)
US composer
Dwight David Eisenhower "Things have never been more like the way they are today in history."

Dwight David Eisenhower
(10/14/1890 – 03/28/1969)
US President (34) (see all US Presidents)
James Cleveland Owens "The only bond worth anything between human beings is their humanness."

Jesse Owens
(09/12/1913 – 03/28/1980)
US runner
Benjamin Mays "It isn't a calamity to die with dreams unfulfilled, but it is a calamity not to dream."

Benjamin E. Mays
(08/01/1895 – 03/28/1984)
US educator
Eugene Ionesco "There are more dead people than living, and their numbers are increasing."

Eugene Ionesco
(11/26/1912 – 03/28/1994)
Roumanian playwright
"Parents—especially step-parents—are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don't fulfill the promise of their early years."

Anthony Powell
(12/21/1905 – 03/28/2000)
English writer
Peter Ustinov "Keep off the Grass."

Sir Peter Ustinov
(04/16/1921 – 03/28/2004)
English actor/writer , suggested epitaph