Yesterday Tomorrow
"Believe, if thou wilt, that mountains change their place, but believe not that man changes his nature."
Mohammed
(01/30/0570 06/08/0632)
Arabian religious leader
"Where everything is bad it must be good to know the worst."
Francis H. Bradley
(01/30/1846 09/18/1924)
English philosopher
"Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"
I'm sorry, now, I wrote it!
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'll kill you if you quote it."
Gelett Burgess
(01/30/1866 09/17/1951)
US writer
"You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look."
Sir Seymour Hicks
(01/30/1871 04/06/1949)
English actor
"Quotes from Mao, Castro, and Che Guevara... are as germane to our highly technological, computerized society as a stagecoach on a jet runway at Kennedy airport."
Saul Alinsky
(01/30/1909 06/12/1972)
US political activist
"At what point did Rhythm and Blues start becoming rock'n'roll? When the white kids started to dance to it."
Ruth Brown
(01/30/1928 )
US singer
"Dysfunctional families have sired a number of pretty good actors."
Gene Hackman
(01/30/1930 )
US actor
"Perhaps if we lived with less physical beauty we would develop our true natures more."
Shirley Hazzard
(01/30/1931 )
Australian writer
"I always wanted to write a book that ended with the word mayonnaise."
Richard Brautigan
(01/30/1935 10/25/1984)
US writer
"There are certain elements of the Bond lifestyle I have yet to experience, Jay, but I'm hopeful."
Dick Cheney
(01/30/1941 )
US vp (46), war criminal and profiteer, and sharpshooter
, to Jay Leno on his reported "James Bond-like aura"
(see other US VPs)
"They say that after a brush with death the world looks different and that was true for me, but by the time I caught my breath, I realized that it was because I had lost my glasses."
Michael Anthony Dorris
(01/30/1945 04/11/1997)
US writer
(was married to Louise Erdrich)
"Isn't it astonishing that all these secrets have been preserved for so many years just so we could discover them!"
Orville Wright
(08/19/1871 01/30/1948)
US inventor
(brother of Wilbur)
"It's actually come as quite a shock to learn just how many people don't like me."
Phil Collins
(01/30/1951 )
English drummer
"I've done moves that would make Iggy Pop blush. Iggy is a walking, talking explosion. I was kind of a balloon deflating."
Mark Eitzel
(01/30/1959 )
US singer (American Music Club)
"The instinct to worship is hardly less strong than the instinct to eat."
Dorothy Thompson
(07/09/1894 01/30/1961)
US writer
"I feel despair twenty-four hours a day at the way we are treatingthe world and what we are piling up for ourselves. But you have to keep fighting, or what are we on earth for? I believe so much in what I am doing that I cannot let up."
Gerald Durrell
(01/07/1925 01/30/1995)
India-born English writer
"For the last few days I've been wondering why I had been chosen to receive this honour... And now I believe I know the answer: it's to reward me for my longevity!"
Jean-Pierre Aumont
(01/05/1911 01/30/2001)
French actor
(was married to Maria Montez; father with her of Tina Aumont)
, on receiving an honorary Cesar award, 1991
"Being a grownup means assuming responsibility for yourself, for your children, andhere's the big curvefor your parents."
Wendy Wasserstein
(10/18/1950 01/30/2006)
US comic
"Man is the only creature that seems to have the time and energy to pump all his sewage out to sea, and then go swimming in it."
Miles Kington
(05/13/1941 01/30/2008)
Irish writer
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