A Model Citizen

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When I was a pre-teen, I was absolutely car crazy. One summer, while I was visiting my dad, we bought a model car and built it together. I must have built hundreds of models after that.

So, what do I do now for a relaxing hobby? A few years ago, I bought myself a model car - a 1/12-scale 1957 Chevy Coupe. I figured that, being older and wiser (and more patient), I could do a really great job on the car.

I did a pretty good job. With only a few parts left over.

Now, I can't even replace the damn headlights on my REAL car, but I have a decent general knowledge of where the parts are supposed to go, and most models have pretty clear instructions to assist.

I built a nice 1967 Corvette around the same time.

Then I took a breather for a couple of years, until I recently saw and immediately bought a 1/25-scale model of a 1967 Dodge Charger - one of my favorite cars of all time.

I did an okay job, again with only a few parts left over. But these tiny models (the Charger is about eight inches long) have so many teeny-weeny parts, my big fingers and failing eyesight just don't work well with them.

So I bought another 1/12 scale car, one of only a couple, apparently, that I haven't built, a 1969 Camaro. I don't even like Camaros, particularly - just like the large-format model (The Camaro is about a foot long).

I've barely gotten to the second page of the instructions, and this model has just been enormously frstrating, and a tremendous disappointment.

I know there are people who build these things all the time and do a bang-up job. They have a little place in the garage where they airbrush a fine paint job on the body, and use dremel tools and all manner of other instruments to build a little replica of a working vehicle.

I've bought quite a lot of stuff, short of power tools, to assist me in building these things. It seems to me that I, a grown man with reasonable eye-hand coordination and some experience with plastic models, and a great deal of patience, should be able to complete one of these things without tearing out the rest of my hair. I do carefully paint parts as instructed, and I do sand the paint off of the area where I'm going to apply (a judicious amount of) glue to these pieces.

SO, since the makers of the model (Revell-Monogram) "cannot accept email at this time" (but inexplicably CAN send you automated spam about the new kits they're making available...?), let me tell you what's wrong with this model.

This is all just the engine area, where I've had no trouble before. I dread arriving at my traditional downfall, the suspension.

Now maybe they could say that many skilled modellers have completed these things without parts left over, and without complaints, but how can they if they CANNOT ACCEPT EMAIL?

At every turn on this thing, I have been hugely, HUGELY, frustrated. Mostly because I see exactly how Revell-Monogram could have done it to make it a pleasant experience. Indeed, the other models mentioned here were also Revell-Monogram kits - they've done it right before! Mind you, this is a "skill level 2" (2 of evidently 3, though they don't mention that, nor whether 3 is worse than 2 or vice-versa, on the box) model.

"Okay, here's a pop song. Rate it."

"On a scale of one to ten?"

"No, just a number..."

What the f%$& is a skill-level-3 model like? An empty box, and you build a car from parts you find in a junkyard?!? I'll tell you what. Check a junkyard near me, because that's where most of THESE parts are going. I spent $80 on this piece of crap!