"While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman." Giovanni Boccaccio
"The air currents of the world never ventilated his mind."
"Always willing to lend a helping hand to the one above him." F. Scott Fitzgerald
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." George S. Patton
"Euclid taught me that without assumptions there is no proof. Therefore, in any argument, examine the assumptions."
"There are very few jobs which require a penis or a vagina."