"There are times when patience proves at fault." Robert Browning
"Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half." John Wanamaker
"After all the nice things I've said about that hag! When I get hold of her I'll tear out every hair of her moustache!" Tallulah Bankhead
"Let us not paralyze our capacity for good by brooding over man's capacity for evil."
"Leadership appears to be the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done."
"I have learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus. On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside." Morris Udall
"It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic."