"You have heard me quote from Plato
a thousand times no doubt;
Well, I have discovered that he did not know
what he was talking about."
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
"If I am a great man, then all great men are frauds."
"Billy, in one of his nice new sashes
fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes;
now, although the room grows chilly,
I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy."
"It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead." Dame Rose Macaulay
"Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.'" Lillian Carter
"Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar." Steve Allen
"Why stop now when I'm just getting the hang of it?" Robert Goulet