"I have heard of a man who had a mind to sell his house, and therefore carried a piece of brick in his pocket, which he shewed as a pattern to encourage purchasers." Jonathan Swift
"All science is either physics or stamp collecting." Ernest Rutherford
"Set the foot down with distrust on the crust of the world—it is thin." Edna St. Vincent Millay
"I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel."
"I have the face of a vulture and the voice of a crow. If you threw a rock at me, you could kill two birds with one stone." Margaret Yvonne Teresa Reed