"It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching."
"If you want a golden rule that will fit everything, this is it: Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." William Morris
"When in doubt, punt."
"A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around." Edgar Watson Howe
"As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do."
"As through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men;
Some will rob you with a six-gun, And some with a fountain pen."
Woodrow Wilson Guthrie
"Beauty is one of the rare things that do not lead to doubt of God."
"Intellectually I'd love to play Stanley Kowalski in A Streetcar Named Desire. Can't you just imagine me down in the streets yelling 'Stella! Stella!' God, the critics would have a lot of fun with that one." Roderick Andrew Anthony Jude McDowall
"It's a prizefight. Get off the stool, take your beating, go back to your corner, rest, and take a beating again. Believe in your own talent. Marry well." Bruce Paltrow
"'Psycho' scared the hell out of me when I saw it finished. Making it and seeing it are two different things. That staccato music and the knife flashing. You'd swear it's going into the body. I still don't take showers, and that's the truth." Jeanette Helen Morrison
"In a packed programme tonight we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet." Ronnie Barker