"He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered." Ringold Lardner
"To do exactly as your neighbors do is the only sensible rule." Emily Post
"Every little bean must be heard as well as seen!" Erich Maria Remarque
"When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again."
"A painter paints, a musician plays, a writer writes—but a movie actor waits." Lucile Vascincellos Langhanke
"A tie is like kissing your sister."
"He's miscast and she's Miss Taylor."
"I wasn't a child at 13, were you?"
"I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot." Donald James Yarmy