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"When God deprived bishops of sons, Satan gave them nephews."
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"In the year of 1657 I discovered very small living creatures in rain water."
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"Everything comes to the man who won't wait."
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"Fred Astaire will never say, though he's always asked, which of his dancing ladies was his favorite partner. If you ask me, he preferred the solo turns."
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"Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars."
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"You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions."
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