"When God deprived bishops of sons, Satan gave them nephews." Rolando Bandinelli
"In the year of 1657 I discovered very small living creatures in rain water." Antonie van Leeuwenhoek
"Everything comes to the man who won't wait."
"Fred Astaire will never say, though he's always asked, which of his dancing ladies was his favorite partner. If you ask me, he preferred the solo turns." Vera-Ellen Westmeyer Rohe
"Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars."
"I look like a quarry someone has dynamited." Charles Buchinsky
"You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions." Naguib Mahfouz