"Drink to-day, and drown all sorrow;
You shall perhaps not do 't to-morrow."
John Fletcher
"If I had the choice of educating a boy or a girl, I would educate the girl. If you educate a boy, you educate one, but if you educate a girl, you educate a generation."
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." William Archibald Spooner
"You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you."
"There was a professor named Sprie
Who lectured each Tuesday at three
If nobody came
He talked just the same
And observed his own feedback with glee"
"The roads of life are strewn with the wreckage of run-down and half-finished loves."
"He had a genius for backing into the limelight." Lowell Thomas
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." Ingrid Bergman
"I think half of this belongs to a horse somewhere out in the valley." Lee Marvin
"Words are potent weapons for all causes, good or bad." Manly Palmer Hall