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| "Drink to-day, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do 't to-morrow."
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"If I had the choice of educating a boy or a girl, I would educate the girl. If you educate a boy, you educate one, but if you educate a girl, you educate a generation."
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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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"You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you."
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| "There was a professor named Sprie Who lectured each Tuesday at three If nobody came He talked just the same And observed his own feedback with glee"
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"The roads of life are strewn with the wreckage of run-down and half-finished loves."
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"He had a genius for backing into the limelight."
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"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."
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"I think half of this belongs to a horse somewhere out in the valley."
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"Words are potent weapons for all causes, good
or bad."
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| Died 08/28 | Died 08/29 | Died 08/30 | Death Dates |