"A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in." King Frederick II
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."
"A chair is a very difficult object. A skyscraper is almost easier. That is why Chippendale is famous." Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
"When I die, there will be people who send flowers to Ethel Mertz." Vivian Roberta Jones
"A song without music is a lot like H2 without the O." Israel Gershowitz
"What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork." Pearl Bailey