"He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master." Ben Jonson
"It is not impossible that the future belongs to this 'traumverwirrten Katzenjammerstil' (nightmarish hangover style), a future which we therefore do not envy."
"The first casualty of war is truth." Hiram Johnson
"You can't go around the theatres handing out cards saying, 'It isn't my fault'. You go on to the next one." Edmund Preston Biden
"Of all human activities, man's listening to God is the supreme act of his reasoning and will." Giovanni Battista Enrico Antonio Maria Montini
"Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie."
"The bastardized offspring of Italian baroque grafted onto the ostentatious whims of a Mughal despot."
"Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow." Larry Adler
"It's good to write programs occasionally, as long as you don't run them." Edsger W. Dijkstra