"Most of the people who will walk after me will be children, so make the beat keep time with short steps." Hans Christian Andersen
"Someday we may have as many followers as the harpsichord." Eddie Condon
"I've only got one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it." Jeanne Calment
"If you're so concerned about f890ing privacy, don't become a f890ing actor!" Victor Mature