"All we know is still infinitely less than all that remains unknown."
"In the fight between you and the world, back the world." Franz Kafka
"It often happens that I wake at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the pope!"
"The erogenous zone is always shifting, and it is the business of fashion to pursue it, without ever catching it up."
"If one permits an infidel to continue in his role as a corrupter of the earth, his moral suffering will be all the worse. If one kills the infidel, and this stops him from perpetrating his misdeeds, his death will be a blessing to him."
"The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters."
"For those who missed it the first time, this is your golden opportunity; you can miss it again." Michael Billington