"I believe they talked of me, for they laughed consumedly." George Farquhar
"The Cardinal is at his wit's end—it is true—that he had not far to go." George Gordon Byron
"I sit astride life like a bad rider on a horse. I only owe it to the horse's good nature that I am not thrown off at this very moment." Ludwig Wittgenstein
Alfred Hitchcock
"When he does smile, he looks as if he's just evicted a widow." Mike Royko
"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error." John Kenneth Galbraith