"If I had been present at creation, I would have given some useful hints." Alfonso the Wise
"He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously." Oliver Goldsmith
"A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are." Chauncey Depew
"A decent and manly examination of the acts of government should be not only tolerated, but encouraged." William Henry Harrison
"The golf links lie so near the mill
that almost every day
the laboring children can look out
and watch the men at play."
"I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law." Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Pakistan was once called the most allied ally of the United States. We are now the most nonallied." Zulfikar Ali Bhutto
"I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book." Gloria May Josephine Svensson
"The difference between an author and a horse is that the horse doesn't understand the horse dealer's language." Max Frisch
"I used to get fan letters from guys who requested a 'daring picture' of Brenda [Starr]. Well, you know what they wanted—I had made Brenda very sexy. I'd send them a little sketch of Brenda Starr going over Niagara falls in a barrel and say, 'I hope this is daring enough.'" Dalia Messick