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"If I had been present at creation, I would have given some useful hints."
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"He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously."
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"A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are."
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"A decent and manly examination of the acts of government should be not only tolerated, but encouraged."
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| "The golf links lie so near the mill that almost every day the laboring children can look out and watch the men at play." |
"I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law."
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"Pakistan was once called the most allied ally of the United States. We are now the most nonallied."
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"I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book."
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"The difference between an author and a horse is that the horse doesn't understand the horse dealer's language."
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"I used to get fan letters from guys who requested a 'daring picture' of Brenda [Starr]. Well, you know what they wantedI had made Brenda very sexy. I'd send them a little sketch of Brenda Starr going over Niagara falls in a barrel and say, 'I hope this is daring enough.'"
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| Died 04/03 | Died 04/04 | Died 04/05 | Death Dates |