"I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street." Virginia Woolf
"There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a string to each side of its face for turning its head when there is anything you want it to see." Stephen Leacock
"A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by." Christopher Morley
"You can never tell what's in a woman's mind,
And if she's from Harlem, there's no use o' tryin'"
William Christopher Handy
"Things have never been more like the way they are today in history." Dwight David Eisenhower
"The only bond worth anything between human beings is their humanness." James Cleveland Owens
"It isn't a calamity to die with dreams unfulfilled, but it is a calamity not to dream." Benjamin Mays
"There are more dead people than living, and their numbers are increasing." Eugene Ionesco
"Parents—especially step-parents—are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don't fulfill the promise of their early years."
"Keep off the Grass." Peter Ustinov