"We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack."
"Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn." Charlie Parker
"Playing Shakespeare is very tiring. You never get to sit down unless you're a king." Josephine Hull
"If you've got a good vibrato, you can get away with a lot." Saunders Teddell
"Paralyze resistance with persistence."
"I don't like to write, but I love to have written."
"I'd rather have sex with a raccoon." Morton Downey, Jr.