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"Wit lives in the present, but genius survives the future."
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"One learns little more about a man from his feats of literary memory than from the feats of his alimentary canal."
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"Scientists are peeping toms at the keyhole of eternity."
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"No other human being, no woman, no poem or music, book or painting can replace alcohol in its power to give man the illusion of real creation."
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"In America television can make so much money doing its worst, it cannot afford to do its best."
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