"I would like to be like my father and all the rest of my ancestors who never married." Jean-Baptiste Moliere
"I bequeath all my property to my wife on the condition that she remarry immediately. Then there will be at least one man to regret my death."
"I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free and there was nothing to break the light of the sun. I was born where there were no enclosures." Geronimo
"If you do it right 51 percent of the time you will end up a hero."
"I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage." Vernon Louis Gómez