"If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it. " Thomas Carlyle
"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake." Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
"I see no reason for calling my work poetry except that there is no other category in which to put it." Marianne Moore
"I keep my campaign promises, but I never promised to wear stockings." Ella T. Grasso
"I'm not biting my fingernails. I'm biting my knuckles. I finished the fingernails months ago."